Name:
DoinFineOnCloud9
Birth date:
04 July, 1975
Gender:
Male
Relationship status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Country:
United States
City:
Ft. Wayne
Favourite category:
Babysitter
About me:
Gooning is my hobby Getting high and an stroking to porn is my favorite thing to do. 25 year veteran gooner. I am hopelessly smitten with Kenzie Reeves. That little sexy spinner is the greatest thing to happen to the porn world since Debbie went to Dallas and Harry Reams found a clit in the back of Linda Lovelace's throat. She can act better than any porn star in history, take a dick the size of a telephone pole in the ass and walk away without even limping. She has a mind as deviant as any sexual predator this side of John Wayne Gacy, and can do the splits and cry on cue. Hell, I bet she could do them both at the same time. Her pussy is a true marvel of nature, so lovely, if you threw it up in the air it would turn into sunshine. She's perfect. And I don't care how many miles of dicks she's had pass through her little lips already. She's the total package, and I adore her cute little perverted ass.
PS — Please, no bible beaters or fundamentalist religious types. Christian Mingle rejected my ad and refused to even give me any logical reason why. Despite many attempts to contact the person in charge of such judgements, I remain unsuccessful in receiving any sort of reply. My faith in God has been shattered. I just can't abide by it. If there was any justice in this universe, Joel Osteen and would die by fire Inglorious Bastards style. Choking on smoke and burning to death in that obscene monument to greed and stupidity.
Anyway, here's my ad. I'm posting it here in the hopes of finding a more receptive audience here among the porn people.
“Bad boy seeking good girl:
Retired dirty old man in need of a good clean white Christian girl with daddy issues, an addiction to hardcore pornography, and an oral fixation. History of hard sweet addiction, prostitution, and prison record a plus. Interested in extreme role-play, rough sex, cock worship, spun-out blowjob/hand job sessions, blowbangs, and Bible worship. So, it's drugs up your nose and dicks in your holes on Friday and Saturday. Then down on your in church for Jesus on Sunday. Line forms on the right.
See you little ladies soon! Praise Him!! Prayers!! God bless you !!!”
Interests:
Teen, pmv,,compilation, babysitter, braces, pigtails, pervert, hardcore, schoolgirl,
cheerleader, upskirt, dirty talk, fantasy, role-play, perversion, porn adddiction, blowing clouds.
My Favourite Videos:
Kenzie Reeves
My favourite music:
The kind that was made by artists on drugs. Not douchebag corporate sponsored family friendly sellouts.
My favourite books:
Fat Mike for President
Joined:
2 years ago
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